im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination
this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it
“And exactly how many times did he fall out of the window?”
“It was all a bit of a blur detective inspector, I lost count.”
so this gets treated rather casually with a few jokes in canon. But can I just put it out there that /Sherlock is fucking terrifying/
You DO NOT fuck with Mrs. Hudson. Sherlock will go Moriarty-mode on you.
Sherlock will go Moriarty on you.
This is actually scarily accurate. it highlights how similar Sherlock and Moriarty are, in a way. They can both be inhumane, brutal. Only in Sherlock’s case it’s out of love (“inhumanity out of humanity”) while for Moriarty it’s perverse entertainment.
I was reading a fic and
when I was in year 7 I was really weird and I had a massive crush on this boy and I said one day to a friend ‘i want to pee in his toilet’ and then a year later I was dating the same boy I had a crush on and I needed the toilet so I peed in his toilet and I only just remembered this so the moral or the story is dreams do come true
Watching Goosebumps rn and literally hitting myself in the face for actually getting scared from this when I was little.
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
A Paula Deen Thanksgiving show was on and I swear it sounded like a weird porno.