talent: being able to make myself upset over literally nothing
me: the villain is kinda cool
me to myself: don’t
*does one push-up* *fergie voice* my body stay vicious i be up in the gym just working on my fitness he’s my witness
a fake customer service account went around and said what service employees really want to say to stupid customers
IDOL TBH
The people who run that page are glorious
target and chipotle were my favorites
science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water
Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.
god damn it science side of tumblr
You know what’s funny is that I’ve been hearing so much about Ghost being a provocative video when I put out the same fucking video with me and the lead was a male, and if anything, it has more sexual content; there was fucking nail scratching down backs and like, orgasm faces and being thrown up on a desk by my thighs and everyone was like “Oh, what a great love story! This is 90’s love.” Then I put out a video where I’m making out with a girl and all of a sudden everyone is like “THIS IS PORNOGRAPHIC!” and it blows my mind that it can be considered more provocative or near pornographic because of that which is lowkey why I made the fucking video.